Nobody is safe from the ranting!!!

Jumper is the longest serving member of the group and is famous thoughout the local AR community for being rather opinionated. This page summarises some of the more err..colourful opinions. People easily offended hit the 'Back' button on your browser now!

Police:
Why do detectives and police on TV always come out with the same old crap just after they've arrested/shot their first suspect halfway through the programme/film, "I don't like it - it's too neat". A more realistic script would go something along the lines:
"We haven't got any evidence on the guy we've just arrested."
"Don't worry, he's black with learning difficulties - what more could we ask for? Make it stick and close the case."

Hunt Sabs:
The golden rule - never socialise with sabs. Get some drink down them and they'll just talk shite all night. They'll go on about some sab at the Albrighton, Pytchley etc. in 1997 and just be incredibly boring and annoying.

Even more sad than sabs are those 'Social Sabs' who thought about going out once (and maybe said they were and never turned up in the morning), and so try and use "Yeah, I was a huntsab a few years ago" as a chat-up line. Any airhead who is actually impressed with this deserves'em! A tell-tale sign is the nice, shiny hunting horn positioned obviously on a bookshelf/mantlepiece to impress the ladies...

Animal Rights Activists:
There are some real tossers in the AR movement - proven by the following real quotes:
"I'm not having a holiday while animals suffer" - Well, they're not going to have a holiday ever! The most dedicated people who have been campaigning years need a break now and again. People who say this sort of rubbish last a couple of years tops and then disappear again.

"How can you eat while people in India are starving?" - Hopefully the people who come out with this crap don't last very long.

"Quick when I give the word we all move out into the road!" - WHY? When there are more police than protestors just looking for an excuse to nick you; why give them a reason?! Besides who wants to be run over on a fast A-road and it makes not one bit of difference to the animals! Except that you get bailed away - great move!!!

Live-8 Musicians and Supporters:
What a load of bollocks that was! All the mainstream artists in the world going "look at me and how much I care". Their combined incomes could wipe out 3rd-world poverty tomorrow. All they did was sing a few songs to emotionally blackmail a few old women on state pensions into giving their last tenner, went home to their mansions, shot a few peasants (no, I didn't mispell that), got a grands worth of cocaine and a five grand hooker for the night and watched their record sales and royalties quadruple.

The supporters weren't much better wearing a load of wrist bands, most of which (the pirate ones at any rate) were probably made in some child sweat shop in India. If people cared that much about Third World Poverty the Co-operative Bank would be the biggest on the High Street and HSBC and Shell would have gone bankrupt!

And what difference did it all make? The whole of the developed world managed to scrape together a mere 22 billion dollars in debt relief by 2010 (sounds a long way off to me) - which was arranged before the concerts. Sounds a lot until you realise that the US alone has spent more than that in ONE year of military action in Iraq!

Hunters / Shooters etc:
What do they actually do? They seem to spend their whole lives killing stuff. They don't contribute anything to society or the good of humanity. They're just a waste of space. Forget asylum seekers - they work hard and expect little in return - you should pack all those hunting / shooting parasites off to some detention centre on a grim island somewhere instead!